Vaudeville Style Comedy Magic

Certified MOM friendly humor

Liven up your next festival, wedding, funeral, or dreary company event

with a Pizpor Comedy Magic Show

 

Phone: 612-423-4914

email: magic @ pizpor.com

UNEDITED TESTIMONIALS

 

"We hired this moron to perform on our employee cruise.  We didn't let him begin his show until we were out in the middle of the lake.  Bad idea - We had two people jump overboard and just about manage to reach shore. They were so close. On the bright side, we are considering him for the funeral entertainment." Margo S. - City of Chaska

 

"I liked everything about his show except the magic, the jokes, and the part where he speaks. Other than that I would say I liked his show about as much as my recent root canal. The root canal didn't hurt as much however." Chad McVey - Big Shot Head Honcho, Wisconsin Renaissance Festival

 

"I've heard the Pizpor show is such a great magic act that I didn't want to ruin the illusion by actually watching him perform." :) Lou

 

"Pizpoor has gained a faithful following of elite cultists...he is kind of like the Rocky Horror Picture Show of Ren Faires!" Mary S. Wisconsin Ren Faire

 

"I'd rather give birth to an anvil than sit through that again." Nancy A. (MY WIFE for dogs sake!)

 

"No lie - I've seen that show 23 times now and I am absolutley convinced that it's never going to get any better." Doug S. Big Shot Marketing Director.

 

"I laughed so hard, I wish I would have worn my diapers." Bob M., 2006 Wisconsin Renaissance Festival.

 

"WELL!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHOW BOB M. SAW, BUT IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE ONE I WAS AT!! WHAT A BUNCH OF CRAP MAGIC TRICKS!! Mary S. 2006 Wisonsin Renaissance Festival.

 

"It was alright" Doug, just walking by.

 

"Actually, to be honest, I've seen worse magic shows by guys that claim to be professionals. But this guy manages to take bad to a new level." Anne Z., Corporate America Retreat.

 

"It was kind of like watching a kitten trying to cross a busy freeway. You can't stop watching and rooting for him to make it, but you just know it's going to turn out bad." Andy B., 2007 Sioux Falls Renaissance Festival

 

"For whatever reason, I saw that stupid show 3 times. AND NO! It wasn't just because it was in a bar! Don't believe those people, it was actually pretty fun. It makes for a good drinking game - every time he screws up - everyone take a drink." Susan D., 2007 Street Fest - Minneapolis

 

"It's more or less the Carl Ballentine of 400 years ago." John H., 2006 Big Company Office Holiday Party.